It’s been a few weeks of curious weather here in Hill Valley and despite the recent sun spells which have brightened up everyone’s day, businesses are still taking last minutes precautions to waterproof everything in time for the fair. Local residents have been advised to dress accordingly for the festivities, which judging by this weather might mean anything from a sun hat to a rain mac! We’d recommend both. There are benefits to this peculiar behaviour though, first and foremost the likelihood of creating a most magnificent rainbow just in time for the fair. And that’s not all, despite a few soggy burgers at Lou’s, local farmers are thrilled at the recent wet weather after a prolonged dry spell threatened to ruin crops. Otis Peabody has stated that “a bit of rain never hurt no one. And my carrots are happy as Larry.” But Hill Valley High student Loretta Morrison, 18, was less than pleased. As she entered the Elite Beauty Salon we heard her mutter “I’m going to have to go to the Enchantment-Under-the-Sea dance as a mermaid unless these clouds scoot off!” Scientist Dr. Emmett Brown could not explain the dramatic change in weather either. He added: “Strange things are afoot in Hill Valley. In fact…” Unfortunately this reporter cannot bring you the rest of the professor’s comments as he suddenly hurried off. Mayor Red Thomas has advised residents to wrap up warm and not to worry.

What are your views on the weather? Contact me, Rosemarie Lewis, your Hill Valley weather reporter on 274571!

The ladies of Elite Salon are experts when it comes to picking the perfect colour for your pout. Whether your dress is navy, orange or pink a quick trip to the salon will wash all your lip-chewing worries away. They know there’s a special shade for you, whatever the weather, whether you’re heading over to the Enchantment-Under-the-Sea dance, or simply clocking in at work. Here at the Telegraph we’ve put in some all important research to help you feel your very best, read on for a few helpful hints and tips to look your best for the special night.

A sweet mouth with full, ripe lips is the perfect prom accessory. Go for a beautiful bright shade, modern lipsticks are available in a wide range of colours and Hill Valley Stores carries lines such as Maybelline and Avon, the brands used by the stars of stage and screen.

To effect a flattering plumpness, separate your upper and lower lips, moisten a cotton applicator with a touch of powder foundation and apply at corners of your mouth, working inwards.

Don’t panic if you’ve left it too late to practice; the ladies of Elite Salon at Hill Valley Stores will be happy to step in with their impressive expertise. To enjoy the most up to date trends make your appointment now! Hill Valley Stores 59 Hackney Stores… London, California E2 7NX

Kelly Hughley
Reporter

Elite Salon was in a state of excitement this morning when it was revealed that a celebrity was spotted in Hill Valley. An anonymous lady who happens to be a regular client of Elite Salon was overheard gossiping about a celebrity who was in Hill Valley.

The star was seen near The Bank of America and looked as though they had been shopping. The source said that the star held bags from Ruth’s Frock Shop and Roy’s Records. It is believed that the celebrity in question is in town for the fair.

Have you seen a well-known figure walking around Hill Valley? Write into the Hill Valley Telegraph and let us know.

Dot Hempel made the Hill Valley Telegraph Headlines a couple of months ago when she saved a nest of ducklings from a predator. An aggressive fox had already gobbled the young ducklings’ mother and was preparing to wolf down the four remaning chicks. Dot Hempel leapt to the rescue, broom in hand, scaring off the fox and saving the orphaned ducklings.

For the last two months Dot has been looking after her brood. Feeding them, keeping them warm and teaching them how to swim and fend for themselves. This morning was a bittersweet occasion as she released the ducklings she had grown to love back into the wild.

“I always knew it was going to be difficult,” Dot told the HVT wildlife reporter. “When you spend so much time with these animals, you grow to love them. I will particularly miss Hoppit (Mrs. Hempel named each duckling). Every morning when I came to the barn Hoppit was waiting for me, chatting away. It was the right thing to do though, to release them. They’ll have a beautiful life and they will be free. They are now able to fly, so let’s hope that if Mr. Fox strikes again they will simply take to the air.”

Well Done Dot Hempel.