Hill Valley Telegraph » Classifieds http://hillvalleycalifornia.org/telegraph Hill Valley California Fri, 03 Oct 2014 15:41:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.9.40 LOST AND FOUND http://hillvalleycalifornia.org/telegraph/1955/08/04/lost-found-binoculars/ http://hillvalleycalifornia.org/telegraph/1955/08/04/lost-found-binoculars/#comments Thu, 04 Aug 1955 12:30:03 +0000 http://www.hillvalleycalifornia.org/hill-valley-telegraph-express/?p=246 binoculars 2

Attention forgetful locals: the third pair of binoculars in so many weeks has been found under the branch of a tree on a residential street in Hill Valley. Is there a scatter-brained birdwatcher in town for the fair? Don’t be shy, come forward and claim your glasses, over at the Telegraph we’re keen to know what pretty things you’ve been spying from the treetops.

]]> http://hillvalleycalifornia.org/telegraph/1955/08/04/lost-found-binoculars/feed/ 33715 WANTED: WILLING TEST SUBJECTS http://hillvalleycalifornia.org/telegraph/1955/07/16/wanted-willing-test-subjects/ http://hillvalleycalifornia.org/telegraph/1955/07/16/wanted-willing-test-subjects/#comments Sat, 16 Jul 1955 11:01:28 +0000 http://www.hillvalleycalifornia.org/hill-valley-telegraph-express/?p=54 Willing test subjects for a series of experiments in telepathy and temporal displacement. Must agree to partake in what some might condemn as extremely dangerous and unusual activity. Must also have mental capacity to comprehend ideas others dismiss as ludicrous. An understanding or interest in the late Albert Einstein’s work on particle theory and quantum physics would be a bonus. Subjects may be expected to handle transuranic radioactive chemicals; strap pieces of electrical equipment to themselves (namely the cranium) and undergo tests of mental stamina throughout the proceedings. In return, subjects may well find themselves at the forefront of 1950′s scientific discovery. Residents of Hill Valley only.

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