Hello readers, Dorothy here, and this week I have a problem of my own. I can’t be the only woman in Hill Valley kept awake by my husband’s deafening snore. Well I know I’m not – I’ve had complaints from next door.
There is nothing that makes one as irritable as lack of sleep and when I’m exhausted and the nasal foghorn starts sounding I have half a mind to strangle the poor man in his sleep. Luckily help is at hand, after a bit of digging around at the town centre I’ve discovered that local inventor Dr. E Brown claims to have alighted on a solution.
“The product is created by mixing sea salt water, cement, paper and a secret ingredient,” Dr. Brown told The Hill Valley Telegraph. “The device can be attached to the nose and will totally alleviate the sound associated with snoring. Unfortunately the product is still in the prototype stage but is progressing with impressive speed.”
You better hurry up Doc because if you don’t provide me with an antidote sooner rather than later I might have to whip up my own batch. Either that or move house.
Do you know somebody who might benefit from Dr. Brown’s snoring cure?
Until next time,