WANTED: WILLING TEST SUBJECTS

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Willing test subjects for a series of experiments in telepathy and temporal displacement. Must agree to partake in what some might condemn as extremely dangerous and unusual activity. Must also have mental capacity to comprehend ideas others dismiss as ludicrous. An understanding or interest in the late Albert Einstein’s work on particle theory and quantum physics would be a bonus. Subjects may be expected to handle transuranic radioactive chemicals; strap pieces of electrical equipment to themselves (namely the cranium) and undergo tests of mental stamina throughout the proceedings. In return, subjects may well find themselves at the forefront of 1950′s scientific discovery. Residents of Hill Valley only.

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CALL: 01464-254-000
EXTENSION: 201640

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